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Do not dare laugh!!!
In U.S. they invented a machine that catches thieves they took it out to different countries for a test.
In U.S.A, in 30 minutes, it caught 20 thieves
In UK, in 30 minutes it caught 50 thieves
Spain, in 30 minutes it caught 65 thieves
Ghana, in 30 minutes it caught 600 thieves
India, in 15 minutes the machine was stolen.
I thought I told you not to laugh!!!
…A wife’s poem-
He didn’t like the curry
And he didn’t like my cake.
He said my biscuits were too hard…
Not like his mother used to make.
I didn’t prepare the coffee right
He didn’t like the stew,
I didn’t mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.
I pondered for an answer
I was looking for a clue.
Isn’t there anything I could do
To match his mothers shoe
Then I smiled as I saw light
One thing I could definitely do
I turned around
and slapped him tight
Like his mother used to!!!!
- Author unknown…
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