12 Best things to say if you are caught sleeping at ur desk-

#12. I’m in the management training program. I’m actually doing a Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan (SLEEP) that I learned at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend.

#11. I wasn’t sleeping. I was trying to pick up my contact lens without hands.

#10. They told me at the blood bank this might happen.

#9. This is just a 15-minute power nap like they raved about in that time-management course you sent me to.

#8. Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time.

#7. I wasn’t sleeping. I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.

#6. I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.

#5. I was doing a highly specific yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminating against people who practice yoga?

#4. Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our company’s biggest problem.

#3. The coffee machine is broken…

#2. Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot…

And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk:

#1. And, finally, I pray for the future of our company. Amen.

“`*“`arun …